Disclaimer: The information below is not meant to be medical advice. What works for me, is what works for me. You should consult your physician to get information and guidance on what would be best for you and your situation.
I’ve gotten a lot of judgment for my use of medical marijuana, so I thought a formal blog addressing it would be a good idea. Today I was reminded that I should address it, because I had to use my nebulizer for a severe breathing attack. I was using the carpet cleaner to clean up my roommate’s dog’s urine. (She has what I like to call “on purposes” because she doesn’t accidentally pee…she just pees.) Anyhow, the spot was quite saturated, and as I got it clean, I started coughing. Really coughing…and then the thick mucous came up.
Have you ever coughed so hard you can’t inhale? You’re coughing and coughing until your body decided maybe vomiting would be easier.
Luckily I didn’t vomit, but it was close. I spent some time on the bathroom floor recovering, but still couldn’t breathe well. I dragged my nebulizer to my room, hooked it up, and instigated the opening of the airways. This meant more coughing, more spitting things up, but ultimately finding oxygen.
Then the steroid jitters kicked in.
The good news was that I was able to finish some of my homework. The bad news was that the shakes continued until the nausea became unbearable. I took the last Zofran tablet in my possession, crossed my fingers that I could get a refill ASASP, and waited for it to kick in.
The thing about severe nausea, especially gastroparesis related nausea, is that staying still and trying not to think about it, doesn’t make it get better. The discomfort grows and grows.
In the ER I’d beg for IV Zofran immediately…but at home, I don’t have that option. When I hit that wall where I know I can’t go more than a few more moments without vomiting, I reach for the marijuana.
But you said you had asthma?!?!
Yes, I do have breathing difficulties. Perhaps smoking marijuana isn’t the best thing in that situation…but all medications have side effects. First and foremost, I don’t smoke marijuana. It is too harsh, and always causes me to need my inhaler. In a pinch I’ll have someone shotgun me some, but it isn’t the preferred method. I use a vape.
I use a high end vape.
Truth be told, I need to replace the screen, but the biggest thing is that I control the heat, and the filtration is amazing. Within a few minutes my nausea is gone, and I don’t cough, choke, or need to use my inhaler. My doctors who are okay with medical marijuana, are okay with my methodology, though they would prefer I use edibles. The issue with edibles for me, is the same as the Zofran situation. I need the drug to work fast. Plus my digestive system is slow and inefficient in general.
They do sell ODT Zofran that does act faster, because it dissolves under your tongue.
The reason I don’t use the ODT option is personal, so please don’t assume you’ll have the same issue that I have. Since I am generally dehydrated, my mouth is almost always dry. This isn’t related to vaping marijuana. Even if I haven’t vaped in days, my mouth is like cotton. The ODT therefore takes forever to dissolve. I also can’t tolerate the taste. Most people find it pleasant, but when I’m in a position where I’m going to vomit, the only thing I can tolerate is the taste of peppermint. Usually I pop an Altoid, or put peppermint oil on my lip, after vaping. I really can’t taste anything else when I’m at that level of nausea.
If I had a port, I would smoke a lot less marijuana. I have a nothing against people who use it medically or recreationally. Prior to using it myself, I thought it was stupid, and while I do know folks who have faked medical conditions to get their medical marijuana card, I also have seen folks like myself who do really need it. For the first time in a long time, I learned what it was like to go out, and not have to worry about nausea taking over my evening. If I use the right strain, I can conquer my stomach, and drink water, or work on homework. At the moment the strain I have was cheap, but insanely strong. It works, but it is making me just a bit too relaxed to focus on anything remotely complicated.
So yes, I have asthma, and I use marijuana. I am in no way endorsing this practice, or saying that you should vape if you have marijuana. My current situation makes medicating me difficult. There is no option for my gastroparesis. There is also no real option for my Behcet’s, though we may attempt IVIG. Right now I’m just popping mycophenalate like it’s candy, even though I could never eat actually candy without getting seriously ill.